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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries

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Thoughts On Everyday Life
June 23

She's ALIIIIIIVE!

Hellooo.  Helloooo in there!  *knocks on puter screen*  Yes.  I'm still alive.  I've made it to the library for the first time in about a month, I guess.  Have had to spend MOST of that time deleting junk emails.  Grr. 
 
So, IF, in fact, anyone is still stopping by here to read this stuff, here's what's happening in SC.  We are all well, except for Jacob, who has had his first EVER case of strep in his life.  Penicillin is MAGIC, I tell you.  We have visited family, met our new niece/cousin, Olivia.  Adorable.  We have had the fabulous dance recital.  We have started a little girls' book club.  (We are reading Everything On A Waffle)  The bathroom leak turned out to be a way too loose gasket of some sort.  Tightened up and 75 bucks later, we're good to go.  SHWEWW!!  Big Red has had some issues (new tires, new starter #2, weird noises resolved), but she's still running and that's all that matters!  We have enjoyed some company at our own home and, OH YEAH, and we have acquired yet another pet.  This one for Emma.  A guinea pig she has named Zippy.  I'd post y'all some pics, but I'm still WITHOUT A HOME PC.  This will be resolved SOON because it is killing me.  Just suffice it to say that he is adorable!!  And pretty mellow.
 
I REALLY want to type more, but my incredibly patient children are still very patiently waiting for me.  I miss y'all and I'll be back soon...or die trying!!!
 
 
May 27

News from the library

 
 
"AAAArrrrrgggghhhh!" ~Charlie Brown
 
Please hear my Charlie Brown-esque vocal stylings from wherever you are out there.  Oh the pain. 
 
I had like 150 emails in my inbox today.  Granted, most of them were crap, but still, they have to be deleted.  And that takes time.  I have a limited time on the library computer so I am not getting to blog walk.  I have no idea what is happening in everyone's lives.  I. Feel. So. Disconnected.  sniff sniff.  Please know that I am missing all of you and hopefully, I will be back online regularly soon.  I am currently having bigger fish to fry, as there seems to be some mysterious leak from the kids' shower.  Moola may have to go to a plumber instead of Mr. Gates.   Seems as though I'll be visiting the library a bit longer.  I retrieved my dead tower from my Geek...and it is sitting there, sadly by the computer desk.
 
Meanwhile, we had a lovely Memorial Day weekend.  Doing pretty much nothing, which is great by me.  We went downtown to visit the local farmer's market, which was fun.  We cooked out.  We took a bike ride, visited the pool.  It was good.  The weather was nice.  Hubby and Jacob went fishing yesterday and it seems that the Ospreys were catching all the fish.  Which was good consolation for Jacob...if you can't catch fish, at least you can see some really cool birds...ospreys, great blue herons, egrets, etc.
 
Our Iowa house closed last week.  SO YAY!!  The kids finished their dreaded end of the year standardized torture...er, testing, last Thursday.  So aside from the dead computer and the mysterious shower leakage, we had quite a bit to celebrate...gotta keep it all in perspective, ya know! Wink
 
As I sit here, I have received a call from Jacob's assistant (trust me, I wouldn't have answered my cell--which is on vibrate, by the way--in the library if I didn't see that it was HER!), who has told me that Jacob is "done" with field day.  You'd think the kid would love having a day where he doesn't have to sit in class or have much homework to speak of, but NOOO, he hates field day.  It means competition and that means personal angst for my boy.  So, it looks like my computer time is going to be shorter than usual. DANG.  The boy comes first.
 
I bid you all a fond farewell, until my next library outing.  Might even get back here again this week!  We'll see about that.
 
May 21

My blue has turned to black.

"Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it." ~Alice Walker
 
 
Okay, I think I've recovered sufficiently since Monday afternoon to be able to discuss this with you now.
 
It seems that my computer has died a sad, slow, terrible death. 
As have all my iTunes and my digital photos from the last year and a half. 
Hard drive: Dead. 
Motherboard: Dead. 
 
GRIEVE with me, people!!!
 
My Geek says he can build me a new tower.  I say, I can probably buy a new machine for what he's asking to rebuild my old one.  The Loser that I am, never backed up my hard drive...my friends Bill and Jim are cringing right now--many others of you are as well--but probably because YOU haven't backed your stuff up either and the thought of it strikes FEAR into your hearts!  My Geek also said that perhaps a power surge is the culprit.  (We did have some bad storms last week)  Yes, I did have my 'puter on a surge protector, but my Geek says that a surge protector alone doesn't necessarily do the trick.  Yes, Bill, it was the dreaded KERNEL_STACK_whatever_you_said message.  I just want to bang my head against the wall for not having backed up my stuff.  And then cry because of the stuff that is gone.  Rest assured it will not happen to me again...at least the "losing all my stuff on the hard drive" anyway.
 
It's really strange though.  It's like someone has actually died.  I have walked around in a fog for the last two days.  It's been really depressing.  I've been trying to decide if I should tell my Geek to rebuild it or just give me back my dead tower.  I don't know.  Haven't decided.  Either way, I'm getting my dead hard drive back and I'm going to let my brother see if he can retrieve anything off it.  My Geek says he has tried several avenues of retrieval, but to no avail.
 
So, that's the latest on that front.  My advice for ALL OF YOU today...Get yourself a thumb drive or an external hard drive TODAY and back your crap up.  Do it.  Don't delay.  Don't let this happen to you.  UGH.
 
On a brighter note, the library is my new hangout.  One can do some serious people watching here.  There are some sights to see, let me tell you.
 
Thanks in advance for your condolences.  In lieu of flowers, donations can be sent to: Joell's new computer fund.
Love to all my people. Red heart
 
 
 
May 16

Blue is not my favorite color.

 
 
 
"Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is.  Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is."  ~Dave Barry, Claw Your Way To The Top
 
 
 
Hello friends.
 
I have three words for you....BLUE. SCREEN. OF. DEATH.  Wait, that's FOUR.  Sorry. 
Two more words...PUBLIC. LIBRARY.
 
SIGH.
 
I awakened yesterday to the blue screen of death.  Perhaps you know what I'm referring to?  It was quite shocking and depressing FO SHO.  For a moment, I just froze in my tracks, staring at the screen and wondered what in the world I was going to do with myself!!  (Think Cameron Diaz in My Best Friend's Wedding singing karaoke.  Yeah. It was sad.  So sad.  And it didn't get any happier at the end of the song like it did in the movie either.)  I didn't have time to deal with it right then, and I didn't want to call INDIA.  Because you KNOW that's where all the Dell computer help people are.  I needed someone to speak clearly to me and not insult me by asking if my computer was, in fact, plugged in and turned on.  SHEEESH.  {Now don't be thinking I'm all racist, because I'm NOT.  Ask anyone who knows me for real. Y'all all know what I am talking about!!}  Instead, I opted to call Delaware, home of my personal computer guru, my baby bro, Scott.  He gave some helpful advice and after administering said advice, and before I could complete his given suggestion, the blue screen of death popped up AGAIN.  When I told him what the screen said (something like KERNAL_INPUT_SOMETHING_SOMETHING), he said, and I quote, "Bill Gates doesn't even know what that means!"   Now, that one did really crack me up.  No offense to Bill, I'm sure.  He said the good news is that I have a software problem, probably, and NOT a hardware problem.  He is suggesting I try a system restore and if that doesn't work, call Rent-a-Geek (or some such place as that).  He says people who really know anything about fixing computers don't work for the customer service help line at Dell.  They write programs or have a computer repair business of their own.  Good point.  Apparently, baby bro feels strongly about these things. 
 
So, here I sit.  At the local public library.  Feeling a little weird about typing this from a public computer.  And yet, feeling compelled to do so, because I don't want y'all to think me MIA.  Say a prayer y'all.  And have a great weekend. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
May 14

Gettin' My Gump On.

 

Jenny: Hey, Forrest, were you scared in Vietnam?

Forrest: Yes. Well, I, I don't know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out. And then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bay... There was over a million sparkles on the water. Like that mountain lake. It was so clear, Jenny. It looks like there were two skies, one on top of the other. And then in the desert, when the sun comes up... I couldn't tell where heavens stopped and the earth began. It was so beautiful.

Jenny: I wish I could have been there with you.

Forrest: You were.

 

SHOUT OUT!

So, Toni's having her baby today!  So exciting.  C'mon Diego!  Just want to give her a little HOLLLAAA!

MOTHER'S DAY

I enjoyed a nice Mother's Day with the fam.  Posted some pics in my albums.  It was very stormy in the morning, but cleared off and turned into a beautiful day.  Emma created an amazing card/booklet for me called "My Marvelous Mom"...

Here is an excerpt:

"If my mom were a flower, she would be a sunflower because she is bright and positive like a sunflower.

If my mom were a song, she would be a rock song because in my mind I can see her dancing all around the kitchen with me.

If my mom were a TV show she would be a comedy because she is hilarious and always cracks me up."

Not trying to toot my own horn here, but isn't that just the best?  Just the sweetest gift EVER.  When I am 95 years old, I will probably STILL have it hanging on the fridge.  My boys also got me a fabulous gift...a massage from a fabulous spa.  Oh yeah, baby.  I am making my appointment SOON...mark my words.  The rest of the day, after receiving my fabulous prizes, consisted of a day trip to Charleston, yummy lunch at Bubba Gump Shrimp (yes, it's a real restaurant...see the pics...quite tasty and totally Forrest Gump-ed out), and a nice, though incredibly BREEZY, stroll around the Battery.  Love that place.  It was a nice day.  I am thankful, loved and blessed.

LUBIE

Some of you have asked about Lubie aka the Lube-ster, or "Lubie Doobie", as I like to call him.  Ha ha.  I crack myself up.  Sad, I know...anyway...during his brief life with us, Lubie has become a bit of a hermit.  He likes the safety of his cage.  I took Lubie to the bird-sitter a couple of weekends ago and was chatting with the bird lady.  She reached in there, (gently) yanked Lube out of his safe place and started kissing him on the head!  I was like, HOW did you do that??  She said he has become "cage protective" and so we need to just take him out every day for a bit to get him used to being handled.  We thought we were scaring him and stressing him by trying to get him out of his cage, so we had just been putting our hands in the cage, petting him and talking nice to him and hoping that would get him used to us, but NO.  Bird lady says, Get him outta there!  And so, we have.  He still doesn't like getting out of his cage too much but we're getting him out each day and hoping for the best. 

And here is his favorite place to hang out:

Isn't that great??!  Jacob seems to like it.  It's pretty hilarious.  It makes Jacob happy because he had gotten to the place where he figured Lubie hated him and would never come out of his cage.  Now, Jacob is reaching in there and getting Lubie out himself and is enjoying Lubie a lot more, I think.  There is the whole "crap hazard", but we can deal with that.

 

 

WOOHOO!

I haven't really shared much about this in the blog, but some of you know that we've been the owners of two homes, lo these many months.  Yes, I've referred to them as our summer home and our winter home--tongue in cheek, of course. Our Iowa home was rented for approximately 5 of the months since we moved last summer, but the rent didn't cover the total mortgage...but was a HUGE help.  Thanks to our great realtor, Terri, we are under contract and set to close May 22.  Wish I could say we are making a bundle, but hey, in this market, one takes what one can get, right?  We are very grateful!!  We are happy that we are about to own only ONE home.  Can I get a collective WOOHOO??!! 

BRAG PHOTO

As promised, here is a photo of my new niece, Olivia Sinclaire Hobbs, born May 4.  I stole it off my brother's blog.  Granted, he DID text me a pic of her, but her eyes were all closed and stuff in that one.  This one is MUCH cuter!  Can't wait to get my hands on her and just sqeeeeeze!  Yummy!  Hope to see them the first weekend of June.  Isn't she lovely??  Congrats to Scott, Lisa, Victoria and Joseph!

 

 

"That's all I have to say about that." ~Forrest Gump

 

 

 

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  • June 23 3:01 PM
    I absolutely love your ramblings!  I am sorry for your computer and lost pictures.  I do back those things up most of the time.  I deleted last Halloween pictures and a wonderful Princess Tea Party with my youngest daughter...I hate it when that happens!  I also adore Forrest Gump and the soundtrack.   Have a wonderful Summer and Blessings!
  • June 16 5:16 PM
    Sunny Side Up
    HAVE A SUNNY DAY!
     
     
  • April 04 10:32 PM

    Hey Joella

    happy springtime!